A walk in the woods.

Drummer, percussionist, arranger, badass.

Before I was dust, I was sun-bleached bone.

Listen.

Rented a tent, a tent, a tent...

Have you ever heard the wolf cry at the blue-corn moon?

Where are my other jeans?

Tickling the skins since 1989.

Connoisseur of cheap red wines.

Thank you, autocorrect!

I love my mother.

Happily married with 15 children.

Ask about my leaf collection!

I used to smoke cigars.

I have never turned down a chocolate chip cookie.

Get out your pencils.

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I'm more of an afternoon coffee person.

New York's premier washboard 'n' spoons player!